Frustration over foul railway service

As the train pulled out of London a weary commuter settled down for a quiet snooze. The woman next to him pulled out her phone, announced it was “Sue here” and began talking at the top of her voice to her husband/lover/boyfriend. Fifteen minutes later, she was still yakking away. When the man could stand it no longer, he leaned over and said into her phone, “Sue, hang up now and come back to bed.”

Sue hasn’t again used her phone in public.

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